What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:03

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

What are the strangest feeding mechanisms found in sea creatures?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

7 Cereals to Eat for Better Gut Health, According to Dietitians - EatingWell

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Thumbs down again.

2-million year-old pitted teeth from our ancient relatives reveal secrets about human evolution - The Conversation

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No, not a chance

Why don’t Jews regard Jesus as an important teacher or rabbi, if not the Messiah? Putting aside messianic claims, wouldn’t Jesus be one of the most significant Jewish teachers in human history?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Would Taylor Swift want to be as rich as Trump? This why she vote for Kamala?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Scientists reveal the conflict-ridden history of an important biblical city - The Brighter Side of News

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Then came..

Box Office: ‘Lilo & Stitch’ Flies to $610 Million Globally, ‘Mission: Impossible 8’ and ‘Sinners’ Hit $350 Million Milestone - Variety

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

share office space ...

Loons and Moons

How high oil could go if Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz, according to Goldman Sachs and others - CNBC

No way

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

What are the types of values?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good